Alright, to be frank about it, I have been pondering in front of my screen for quite a while as to how I should start off this entry.
Guess I should just get straight to the point.
I found out earlier this morning that the official mapleSEA webpage has TOO, FUCKING MUCH english mistakes.
And it's not just a few spelling errors, mind you.
I have no intentions of explaining any further.
Evidence below shall serve as the justification of my thoughts and speech.
Let's.
Here we are, at the very first picture.
"You'll need to sign up an account- "
What the fuck?
You don't sign an account, dumbass.
You sign up FOR an account.
"Click on "Create a Character" Button At the left of the-"
May I humbly inquire as to why the 'Button' is spelt with a capital 'B'?
And where the hell's the full-stop?
And seriously, just why is the character an 'it'.
You don't call people 'it', you either call them 'HE' or 'SHE'.
I think I learnt that in kindergarten.
So what's wrong here?
"Choose the name for the character"
Are you saying that you actually have a list of names for us to choose FROM?
Like say perhaps, Frankie or Bobby?
Well since you don't HAVE one, it should be "Choose a name" instead of "Choose the name".
I understand that this isn't exactly an english error, but it conveys the wrong message to people.
It's WRONG, you fool.
"that the character wish to take before-"
This sentence is totally broken.
The fuck?
First of all, the way you structure it is like saying that the character actually has a will of his own,
and HE'S the one who'll choose the job advancement, not the player.
Oh, and did I mention that 'wish' is a grammatical error?
It's 'wishes' ( In this case, anyway ).
'You are advise to-"
It's 'advised'.
And you don't decide IN the stats.
You decide ON them.
What the crap's a 'buddies list' ?
In case you didn't know, a list is a number of things.
So to say, it's definitely MORE than one.
And as such, you don't put the BUDDIES in front of it.
It's a buddy list.
"be updates of your buddies status" ?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
Again, this is a grammatical error.
It's 'updated', if I may correct you.
"After login".
Where'd you learn that?
It should be "after LOGGING IN".
"There are currently 2 worlds available at Maplestory"
'IN' Maplestory you mean.
Maplestory does not EXIST in reality.
Oh, and I thought that there're more than two worlds in MS right now?
Nah, that's really not the point anyway.
There should be a 'the' in between of "After selection".
You either put it as "After the selection of a world" or "After selecting a world".
And do you see the underlined sentence in red?
Ohhh, that's the one.
I don't even have to correct that piece of crap.
It's self-explanatory.
That's not ALL.
It's just that I can't be bothered to waste any more of my time to do this.
Do believe me, there're TONS of other typographical errors on that web.
FUCK.
ASIASOFT WAS SMOKING CRAP WHEN THEY DID THIS.
I can't take this lying down.
It's absolutely horrendous.
( P.S. : Something is wrong with blogger, and I can't paragraph my entry properly. Kindly bear with the uneven spacings and such-.- )
