I'm feeling quite irritable right now.
I do not understand what's wrong with my deteriorating health.
Wish my illness would... somehow, just, miraculously heal.
I'm... weary.
I'd just like to share but two incidents that proved amusing for me today.
1. My assumptive grandmother (Note: I did not reply her throughout.)
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GM: Did you kick the baby's leg today? He claims to be in pain.
Me: ( Yeah, I've LONGED to kick his ass but much unfortunately, it does not happen to be me. )
GM: Hey, are you listening?
Me: ( ... )
GM: Why did you kick his leg?
Me: ( Now where did that come from? )
GM : Don't kick his leg again, you hear? He's only a child, he doesn't understand.
Me: ( Sure he doesn't. )
GM: So I'm telling you, don't kick his leg again... look what you did today.
The blazes.
I do not wish to indulge in such absurd conversations which bring about no point whatsoever at all.
2. Yet another juvenile netizen (It's Pudge Wars I'm talking about here.)
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Guy: Host, you suck! This is some gay lag.
Host: ...
Guy (got pawned): Damn! FUCKING LOSER HOST! Noob!
Host: Bear with it and just play.
-After some time-
Guy (Pawns masamune89): Fucking kids! Is that all you people can do?? NOOBS!
Mune89: Lol
Host: You need to get a life kid... are you like, emo?
Guy: LOL. You're so irony... aren't you the kid here?
Mune89: IRONIC you mean, if I may humbly correct you.
Guy: LOL. Learn some english kid. I bet you don't even understand what irony means.
Mune89: Lol
Host: Stupid emo kid, stop hiding behind the screen masturbating at the night elves, acting tough and all.
Guy: How sad... you people are such social losers in life.
Host: Are you all that mentally challenged?
Guy: Hahaha kid shut the fuck up you degraded bastard.
...and so that's what happened.
There's more, but yeah, well.
Sigh*
You're so "irony"?
I'm at a loss for words.
I'll be signing off now.
This body of mine grows vulnerable by the day.
