My piss is highly enriched with vitamins and nutrients A-E & K.
Though slightly unfavourable in taste, it is extremely beneficial to humans of all ages.
Drinking it will nurse you of any ailments and rejuvenate you back to full health.
Apply some of it to your face and leave it on for approximately two to three hours and you'll notice how miraculously your blemishes and acne vaporise into thin air.
Wash your hair with my piss and it will be rid of any impurities, along with strengthening it, leaving a luscious feel that lingers for days.
Bathe in my piss for an irresistably pulpous skin texture that'll parallel that of a baby's.
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Yeah Fuck you M*H bitches.
So go on and paste a 'Healthier Choice' symbol on my dick, why don't cha?
