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I am here to vent all frustration pent up within me for the past fifty minutes.
I am extremely peeved, trust me on that.
So much so that I was on the brink of flinging the PSP onto the floor.
I am most CERTAIN of the fact that if I were to see the PSP wrecked and shattered into a million shards, I would be cachinnating to myself maniacally in spasms of rapture.

This game, Dragoneer's Aria, IS-SO-FREAKING-BAD, that no language spoke by the human tongue would be able to relate to it's amplitude of awfulness.

WHY IS THE GAME THAT SLOW-PACED.
WHY.
Why is it that the animation of a NORMAL attack takes up like ten goddamned seconds.
Why is it that the dialogues are so preposterously SLOW.
They talk and talk like fucking snails.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST - WHY DOES EACH AND EVERY MONSTER THAT YOU ENCOUNTER - STRONG OR WEAK, HAVE A PLETHORA OF SKILLS, NOT DISREMEMBERING TO MENTION HOW FREAKING, GODAMNED LONG THE ANIMATION OF THE SKILLS ARE.

Someone please illuminate me.
Because I don't understand anything anymore.
I feel like I've gone retarded after being exposed to the dilatory cutscenes where everyone speaks as if they're going through a time-lag of some sort.

According to the record on my save file, I took fifty minutes to kill a NORMAL boss.
What the fuck is this.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even NEED fifty minutes to best Ruby/Emerald Weapon from FF7.
Emerald and Ruby Weapon are like two of the toughest assholes in all of RPG history.

So why.
Why do I need fifty minutes to kill this "Great Spirit" asshole who has like over ten different skills - I mean WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE CREATORS THINKING?
Why do you need THAT many skills?!
I suppose they were trying to make the enemies look cool or something, but Fuck NO!
This is totally warped.

As much as I detest this repugnant, revolting, disgusting, apalling, abominable, nauseating piece of shit, I have to complete it.
It's like AVGN once said, no matter how hard it sucks you just want to beat the game, to prove yourself as a RPG gamer.

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There.
I feel slightly better now.
Slightly.