Saturday, August 9, 2008

Damn these assholes.

If the word, "quane," is understood to mean the same as the word, "den," then the following sentence is grammatically correct: "Looking out from my quane, I could see a wolf enter quane."

True or False?

If so, that would read as: "Looking out from my den, I could see a wolf enter den." Naturally, that would be incorrect, since it SHOULD have been phrased as "I could see a wolf enter It's/the den."

The answer's false.

27 minutes before 7 o'clock is 33 minutes past 5 o'clock.

You don't have to think to even come to the conclusion that 33 minutes before seven is six+ and not five+.

If the word, "TAN," is written under the word, "SLY," and the word, "TOT," is written under "TAN," then the word, "SAT," is formed diagonally.

SLY
TAN
TOT

This is rather self-explanatory. Not much of an IQ question, if you ask me.

Fred will be four blocks from his starting place if he travels two blocks north, then three blocks east, and then two blocks south.

I'm lazy to explain on this one. Fred moves two blocks north and then south again... then he moves three blocks east... yeah, you get the picture.
3 is not = 4.
There, it's a false.

This sequence of four words, "triangle, glove, clock, bicycle," corresponds to this sequence of numbers "3, 5, 12, 2."

Self-explanatory.
True.

If you leave the letters in the same order, but rearrange the spaces in the phrase, "Them eats on," it can be read as, "Theme at son."

Self-explanatory.
True.

The numbers, 3-7-2-4-8-1-5, are read backwards as 5-1-8-4-2-7-3.

Uh huh...

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Know what? I spent forty-five freaking minutes to complete this IQ quiz which had like seemingly infinite questions and at the end I was led to this screen where I was told to pay up via Credit Card in order to get my results.
FUCK YOU -.-?

Imagine if you were to take an Accounting test and you're so goddamn curious as to how you fared for it and then the teacher waltzes in and says, "No, you won't be getting your results back, EVER."




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