Monday, October 20, 2008

Hamburgered.

Okay, I really had a crappy day.
Witnessed quite a number of spectacular events - including a middle-aged man getting hamburgered by the MRT train's sliding door - otherwise, it was a crappy day indeed.

Speaking of the guy getting trapped - for lack of a better word - in between the train's doors, nobody present seemed to disclose any signs of... assisting the poor dude in distress.
'Ooohhs' and 'Ahhhs' were heard clearly across the train compartment, whilst the guy was fervently attempting to hold his ground and prevent the doors from clamping in on him.

Not that I'm trying to sound mean here, but well... what can I say.
That's just the way Singaporeans are - kiasu and brainless.
Like it would've killed to wait for another few minutes.

I never did mention about the issue involving people rushing for trains early everyday in the morning, now did I?
Forget it, it's just a waste of my breath.
To make a long story brief, Singaporeans are just brainless - that's the way it has always been for as long as my memory serves me.

Not wanting to make myself sound like a Good Samaritan here, I shall skip the details of the incident.
Well I sorta' helped him out (along with another valorous malay guy who was initiative enough - much more so than the oohh-ing imbeciles who stood by idly), though it was out of instinct rather than... beneficence.
And I certainly didn't feel good or any bullshit like that after helping his sorry ass out.

Man, was today a crappy day... talk about a waste of time.

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Long and I were snacking and playing our PSPs' at the Taxi-stand at Hougang Point, when two malay women had a rendezvous just beside us.

Malay woman 1 said to 2(in a somewhat english accent): Hey...! That was a really classic movie wasn't it?

Me(pasquinades her accent to Long in a whisper): Ohhh what a classic movie eh!!

Long(*bellows*): WAHH!!! WHAT A CLAAAASSSIC MOVIE SIA!!! CLASSIC !!!

LMAO both women turned to look at us and I couldn't refrain from bursting out into fits of uncontrolled giggles.
On the way home, I thought for a second that I had lost my sanity from all that guffawing.

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Ninja!


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